Big tough dogs.

Excellent.
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Spelling fail.

When things like this happen I often wonder whether it was the signwriter or the business who got the spelling wrong. And why did no one pick it up before it reached sign writing stage?
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Obsessed with you. Just a bit.

This post is dedicated to my two favourite obsessed people. You know who you are.
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Think Jesus, Think

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Bert and Ernie: Married and Proud

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Good job Claire!

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Is it got a dolphin?

What would a dolphin be doing in a wineglass?!?!
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Derek's cover is blown.

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Finally, the meaning of life.

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Lucky Rose has a new friend.

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How kinky?

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You make me feel awesome about being me!

Cute.
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Coupon: Free orgasm.

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Silly Felicity

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Lies the moon will tell you

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Pink Power get a clue

Sneaky pink. So Sly.
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Imagination Rocks!

Stumbled.

What name would you prefer?

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The wisdom of Mark Twain

Excellent.
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People die if they are killed.

Master of the obvious.
Stumbled.

OMG Hamster!

I keep hearing dramatic music when I see this picture. It's ok, it's just the jukebox inside my head.
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Tough chicken

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Gravity is so overrated.

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Engrish Menu Greatness

I'm having trouble picking a favourite - somewhere between "Mushroom Rape" and "Fry the naked oats dish clearly"
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Wow, good point.

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Knitted Nudity

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Greg, take a hint dude.

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Men are better than women

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"Indoors, women are useful".
Classy.
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Stool Bus

Very clever.
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Well well well

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Pornoscope

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Depends how you look at it I guess

Maybe it is a violent violin?
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Anus bowel the surgery

At least it cures the room.
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You have to take what you can get

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Fish smoking

Tee hee.
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Misplaced parental pride

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Oh hell no.

Ah ah aaaah.
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Virginia is a curious child.

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Garfield and Pookie

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Office Ettiquette

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Tee Hee.
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I burn for you.

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Yes Wendy, you have.

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Always follow your dreams

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Damn industrial action

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Complete sensory experience

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Steve Martin Rocks

I love Steve Martin - I quote "The Jerk" and "The man with two brains" regularly. LA Story is also simply brilliant. I saw him recently on The Colbert Report and it reminded me just how funny and clever he is. I love the business card!
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Make sure you are a woman.

Again? Really?
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Affordable dental plana

I would actually prefer this as a dental option.
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