Abort! Abort!

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The crow is a better citizen than some people.

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What were they thinking?!?!

They can talk. 

And to think until now my pigeons have been wigless.

I feel so ashamed.
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Potatoes for sale.

And this is why I could never be a sample person.

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Yep, pretty much.

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Emergency exit.

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Stop judging me and draw.

The pancake ninja.

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Tech support wizardry.

Itsthetie

Run, Squirrel, Run!

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Narf!

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Yes please.

The worst part of the day.

Make me.

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What kind of face?

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Excellent Life Hack.

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My ideal drone.

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Bear hug!

Clawy, clawy bear hug. I'd still like to hug him.

Da dum. Da dum. Da dum, da dum, da dum...

And it was glorious.

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Every. Single. Time.

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I love American Dad.

The correct way to dismount a camel.

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The irony is beautiful.

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Three weeks off isn't enough...

But I don't want to go back to work...

Terrible day.

Liz Climo 

Push yourself.

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Doll for sale.

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Risk of bear attack: very high.

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