Saturday, June 06, 2009

Gut you like a fish

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Run Esc Run

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GI Joe Vehicle Design: Does it have rockets?

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Giant Black Cock

It never occured to me that it might be awful.
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Whoops too late

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Kinky arts and crafts

Is it just me or does the girl look like she has been sniffing some craft glue?
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Flammable Zombies

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They didn't pat him.

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Eye tests are arousing apparently

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Replace your plumber.

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Friday, June 05, 2009

Get them while they're hot

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Ummmm.....

I think this has broken my brain.
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Take me Country Load

Bang Bang.
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Poodle Sled

Princess Poppy poodle would love this in some ways(like the running and the getting dirty), and she would fit right in, except for the poofy hair cut.
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Aquaman's fetish gets him in trouble

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Jack used to be nimble

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I smoke.

On the 31st of May the hospital where I work went totally smoke free, including the psych ward. I'm not a smoker, but a lot of the staff are, and even more importantly a lot of the patients are. Until Sunday they could smoke outdoors in our courtyard. The patients have been given patches, lozenges or nicotine inhalers but they cannot smoke anywhere on the hospital grounds. I totally disagree with this. Many of the chronically mentall ill have nothing in their lives except coffee and cigarettes. We are holding them against their will, giving them only decaf coffee and now no cigarettes. I think it is a human rights issue, as do most of the staff, but it is out of our control. And the staff who smoke are having to leave the ward to go off hospital grounds to smoke, leaving the ward in a more vulnerable position for periods of time. It is like naughty school children smoking behind the shelter shed. It all feels quite ridiculous. Big Brother has taken control.
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Paw Shoes

I am sort of creeped out, and I sort of want a pair. I'm not sure which one is winning just yet.
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Skanky Sally

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Broomrape is a dead end.

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Thursday, June 04, 2009

But I like wasting time.....

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Paper due?

Nothing dodgy about that at all. And when they receive a whole heap of corrupted files, they won't suspect a thing....
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Mattel's New M-16 Marauder

Classic.
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Happy Tomorrow Comes

It expanss fast fast.
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Don't use your eyes

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My sentiments exactly.

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I'll call Google

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Dyslexic Zombies

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Please explain Richard

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Nutball!

I wonder how you play it.
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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

New Improved Trix

Weee! I want some.
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Reach the antidote Jerry

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I heard you had a baby

Stumbled.

LOL Cat with a difference

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Glory Hole Wipers

Brilliant.
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Bed covers winch

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Wallpaper

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Willie and Rising Dick

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Emo bunny

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How to tell if you're a redneck.

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Stop sucking so soon!

That's what he said!
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I really, really appreciate it.

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I didn't know Jesus could drive.

And you obviously contact him via telepathy, or prayer.
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The cure for everything.

We had a patient on the ward recently who believed this - in fact he believed that every drug on earth was actually just weed in pill form - he said "ring the drug companies, they'll tell you". Bless.
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Interesting Chest Wig

For that macho look! Ha!
It looks like a big creepy merkin from the 70s.
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Hot hot chocolate

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Sounds like a good deal to me

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Man with an unusally shaped.... peanut.

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Modern day hopscotch.

I love the "help me" written in blood.
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Free popsicles!

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