Saturday, May 09, 2009

The many moods of Batman

Tee hee.
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The motive behind all religions

This is why I want to start a cult.
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What a good idea.

Idiots. I bet they will wonder "why me?" when they end up at the bottom of a pile of fork lifts.
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Meerkat Stardom

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Thursday, May 07, 2009

The poetry of stones

Simple, yet brilliant.
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God must love stupid people

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Damn, someone found my work schedule.

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Hey kids! Kill a clown!

"But drugs are pretty cool too". Bless.
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OUCH!

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Yes, yes I do.

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Swine Flu Medication

Excellent. I love "snotty snouts and tired trotters".
If you are worried about whether you have swine flu or not, you can find out for sure here.
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Ugly Duckling: The true story

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Someone is in trouble.

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The acid is kicking in

Tee hee.
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

F-22 Fighter Program had some budget cuts.

Tee hee.
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An excellent way to prevent suicides.

Lifeline take note.
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This cat is very, very angry.

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Enjoy it responsibly

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Miss California: Genius

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Job interview update.


Well the job interview today was ok. It was four and a half hours all up - with four sections of assessment.

They talked to us first and we did paperwork... And as we stand up to leave the boardroom, my purse, which has been having zip issues for weeks, decided to vomit the coins all over the floor. Off to an auspicious start!

First up was a team task with five of us presented with a scenario, and we had to come to a consensus about what to do. The scenario was about a new employee who was blurring the boundaries with a difficult client. I probably spoke the least, but I felt confident at the end, and thought I made valid points. There was one woman who would have been in her sixties who tried to take charge, but she just seemed to be a tool!

Next was the time management task. I feel like I really stuffed it up. I missed quite a few tasks due to time running out, but so did others. This is the one I am most worried about - there were three parts - rearrange a daily planner, and write two reports. I missed a whole section of the daily planner, which I didn't realise until I had finished, and I didn't finish one of the reports. But everyone missed stuff in that one.

The next stage was an interview - one recruitment person, one community corrections person. It was ok - your standard interview: why do you want the job, what do you think we do and so on. Then there were three behavioural scenarios "describe a time you had to negotiate with someone" and the like. I started ok, but got more nervous as I went along. By the end I was a dry-mouthed twitching wreck!

Last was a comprehension test - There were three types of questions: car is to land and boat is to a, b, c, d e; Four things out of these six are alike, which two are different: hat, shoe, sock, boat, shirt, drum; Which word means closest to the same as incorporate: a, b, c, d, e. There was only one or two that I was unsure of, but by then my brain was fried!

I find out on the 22nd of May. I am not that confident about it - but that might just be me.

I was most worried about the team task, and that turned out to be almost the easiest!
Whatever happens, happens!

She clearly didn't recognise his wife.

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Times are tough for everyone, even Elmo

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Poor Marvin.

He should have read the instructions.
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Kid Toy Fail

Yatch and Umberlla. Clever.
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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Job Interview

I have a job interview tomorrow for Community Corrections Victoria to work as a Community Corrections Officer - essentially a Parole Officer. I have been going through the recruitment process now for about three months - with online testing, telephone interviews, personality tests and so on. This is a huge deal for me - I am doing my Masters in Criminology, and I badly want to work within the justice system. It is actually more than just a job interview - it is an "assessment centre" with an interview, group scenario with other applicants, written testing and computer testing. All up it will be about four hours.
Suffice to say I am a nervous wreck! I'll let you know how I go.

The Zen of Farting

"Breathtaking!".
Cute.
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Bottle Incarnate

If you do, please let me know how. It would be a fine effort.
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Puke Man

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A penis worth going to hell for.

Excellent.
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Darth Vader Can't Live.....

So funny.
But now I have that song stuck in my head. *Sigh*
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Rape Ape

It's nice to know tabloids were just as ridiculous way back when....
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Massage Instruments

Soothing sensations indeed.
Some of them look a bit scary actually. Not saying that would stop me trying out the soothing sensations, but you know...
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Peter's Pecker

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Yeah, yeah. Whatever. STFU.

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My daddy says the navy gives blow jobs

"I'm sure you give the best blow jobs".
Bless.
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