Saturday, December 03, 2011

How to draw hands

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Typical game of Ping Pong


Dear Lord

Some Ecards

Does the carpet match the drapes?

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Do you mind?

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Muffin thief

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I want a tank

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Bad day at work

See Mike Draw

Happy Birthday Britney

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Hand Position

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

"Will you change my nappy?"

Horrifyingly enough I have a story about a guy who wore nappies (diapers).  (Not the guy in the picture above, at least not that I am aware of).
In my days of internet dating I ventured on to a well publicised site in Australia, which I thought was no different to any of the others, and I was looking at the goods available.  The first guy I chatted to was a sex-obsessed midget.  OK, nothing to worry about, onto the next one.
We chatted for a little while and then he comes out with "I like to wear nappies, do you mind".  I should have run at this point, but no.  Curiosity had the better of me.  "Would you change my nappy sometime?".  Again, should have backed away from the computer.  Didn't, although I am not sure what I actually said in response.  "Would you mind if I wore a nappy on our first date?".  Run, you stupid girl, run!
But before I ran, I just had to know where he got his nappies from.  Apparently you can have special cloth ones made in the US and shipped over.  You can get disposable ones as well, but he preferred the feeling of cloth.
I finally ran.
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The Slut Myth

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A conversation with your mother


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Bob Hawke: A magnificent Australian

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New Horoscopes

I'm quite pleased to now be under the sign of Murder.
Anna

Roosters will never sound the same

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No, You're a UniPug


Ninjas: The Unseen Helpers

Jung Comics