Mind reader

Tee hee.
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Superman Pillow

No comment.
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Grandma's embroidery message

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MILF Realtors

I love the slogan.
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Why witches have black cats

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Damn pigeons

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Tiger Woods' hero

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Calming your baby

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Your opinion

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Tim Minchin

I saw Tim Minchin live tonight. He is so funny and clever. He rocks my world. This is one of my favourite songs of his from Australian TV a few years ago. Enjoy.

Ninja Versus Mime

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Later

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Be yourself

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Thomas the Tank = Fleshlight

Just a bit creepy. I wonder when some enterprising person will combine the two - I'm sure there would be a market for that among trainspotters.
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Paris Vs Tinkerbell

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Do not want

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Monster under your bed?

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Milk's father

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Buy a house, get a can of beans

Wow, what a good deal! Where do I sign up? Or I could just buy a can of beans....
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Your thoughts and prayers this holiday season

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The Birds 2

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No fapping for you

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Censorship

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Classy Birthday Cake

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A big spoonful

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Thinking of lines....

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I always thought that line was weird.
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Erection Development Organisation

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Empathy Bear

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Training your baby

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Coke Snorting Barbie

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The many faces of a Space Invader

Love them.
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Things to do today...

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Attitude Problem

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Achievement Unlocked

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I'm sorry I stabbed you....

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Moses Incontinence Pads

Tee hee. A lot.
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Different perceptions

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Lady Gaga and Chewie made a baby

Thank goodness she looks like her father.
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Ready baked men

Where do I sign up?
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Robot Shortage

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Eating the wrong pussy

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Food chain pyramid

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My life

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Demographics

I love the vagina ID card.
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Offerings

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New Train Management

As of tomorrow Melbourne trains will no longer be run by Connex. Hopefully scenes like this won't happen again. I can dream.
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Twilight Moms

Excellent point.
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Camel Toe Cup

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Brilliant.
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