Paternity Suit

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You called?

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The many moods of the Goddamn Batman

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Iron Man 2 Vs Terrance Howard

Yep, it's called "That's what happens when you behave like a douche".

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Stalker Hamster

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One night stand

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Islamic sex toys

Awesome.

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Strategic Planning

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The real reason Carmen Sandiego was running....

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Shit Happens...

From

Can I crash here?

From

But I can't stop

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Stop Hating Smartasses

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Have you ever been so angry?

Can't say that I have. It would be especially bad to do too, because I am very allergic to horses.

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The consequences of wearing bell bottoms

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The truth behind Loch Ness

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Newest Superhero.

Pic via.

After our bath.

From

Godzilla Bukkake

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Flanders Rage Man

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Thinking is hard

At least he is wearing his thinking giraffe.
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The difference between boys and girls

From

Period Piece

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Cleaning your kids

Click to embiggen.

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My sources

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Panflute Flowchart

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Stabba stabba!!

Yes, often.
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How do you stop the bacon?

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Comma Chameleon

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When Bill met Steve

Click to embiggen.

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Unlikely lines

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Monsturd

Sadly, it's a real movie.
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The song of my people

And which people would that be? The creepy naked fairy men?
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Mouse Trap

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Don't piss off a Dik-Dik

Mean little bugger. I want one.
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Why is coffee addictive?

From

Walking

Via email.
(Thanks Royce).

Yes it shall.

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All the girls...

Ha!! That's awesome.
From

By the end of the week....

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Catholic Church Logo

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My Little Pony... Wait... What?!?!

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Angry Kitty

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Bye bye baby

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Sexual Identity

With an axe?

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No Hawking

From

Mmmm... Yum

Truth in fast food wrapping.

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Iranian Guess Who

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I totally agree

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The story of my life....

Click to embiggen.

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