I drew a picture

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Here we go again

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It's your fashion sense

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New style toilet

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Feeling a little chilly?

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That explains so much....

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What do the smart girls get?

And poodles.  Don't forget the poodles.
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I hope...

The world is a crazy place.  I am transfixed by the horror in Japan at the moment.  It seems like just as the flood subsided, the New Zealand tragedy occurred and now this one came along.  When will the madness end? 
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Giraffe Love

Giraffes are very cute.
Via here and here and here.

The museum of shitty animals

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To infinity and beyond....

Gorgeous.

Too soon?

Damn you Asian Dad.
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Zing!

Brilliant.
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Girl's Heads

"Complete and ready to hang on the wall for excitement and conversation".  Conversation I get, but excitement?

Not today

Just sayin'

Some Ecards

Dirty Harry is getting soft

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Panda loving

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Big girl panties

Trollcats

Hold on!

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The law of diminishing concern

Shoebox Blog

Indeed, my good sir.

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Didn't you call a plumber?

Savage Chickens

Please tell me that is a sausage.

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No need to cover it up...

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Let's get this straight....

Your argument is completely invalid.
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Dead body

Yep.  Every time.
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Double standard

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It's not a crack house...

Awww, how sweet.
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I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

I promise.
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Sexting Acronyms

Click to enbiggen.

GERE - I have a thing for Gerbils,
HWH - Herpes?  What Herpes?
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Catsablanca

Digital Busstop

Fanta Sea

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DIY For women on the go

Cute.  I used to have "Grow your own Gentlemen" seeds when I was a teen.  They were just sunflower seeds.  Deceptive bastards.
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Stages of Procrastination

Exactly.
Chibird

So you think you can fellate?

Drunky Bear

Well, if you insist.
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3D Porn on the TV

It's so realistic.
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Hey sexy

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Boob

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Shhhh.....

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Alpha Male

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I think this may be my new favourite saying

Brilliant. 
Some Ecards

Socionesia

Agent-X

Social Fabric

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Call the fire brigade.

I'm not really a bitch

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My feet?

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