Natural Selection.

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A sad, sad moment.

 And has more friends.

Via here and here.

Cat to the rescue.

Matt Has A Website

Don't bore me with your silly little games.

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I suspect it was rigged.

Criggo

Happy Birthday Tard!

Happy first birthday to Grumpy Cat, AKA Tardare Sauce.
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Flattened pillow?

I would need more than half an hour - I'm a dribbler, so the pillow is unusually moist, and we all know the poor decisions I make.
My question though is how does the sun absorb the moisture?  Does that mean the sun will get over saturated and have to be spun dry occasionally?  Is the sun where we get Damp Rid?
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Every year.

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Show off.

Gemma Correll

I'm not saying not to to trust the internet...

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I think about you all the time.

Text from Dog.

Yay, it's the weekend!!

Cy&H

Good advice, thanks shirt.

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Are you a dog person or a cat person?

And now everytime I hear that question, I know where my brain will go.
See Mike Draw

Every. Damn. Day.

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Sounds lovely.

Criggo

Roses are red...

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Your law of gravity does not apply to me.

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Be strong.

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If only...

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Fuck everything.

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I really don't want that job.

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Yay! Oh...

Toonhole

Stop that Frank.

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Let me think about it.

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Time to call the cops.

What I would like to know is what did he expect them to do about it?  Scare the shit out of him?
Criggo

I don't always rape cats...

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Nom, nom, Nommmmmmm. Dammit.

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Myth Busted.

One of my good friends is visiting Disneyland this week, so I gave her a mission.  They didn't do it.
Damn, because that would have been very cool.
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Screw You Guys...

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