Saturday, April 18, 2009

And here I was thinking Tofu is healthy....

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Tabloids make so much sense

"Little Mercury". Nice
I also like "Smarty Pants - the pants that make kids smart"
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Feeding your cat in these difficult times...

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Rock Paper Scissors: An analysis

Anger issues much?
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For goodness sake, don't argue with that face.

Gorgeous!
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Church can be like a drug

Tee hee.
Stumbled.

Tweeters Block

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Homer on Thought Control

I poke mine with cotton buds (Q Tips) all the time, it still says silly things though.
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Every Album Ever

Nice. And scarily accurate.
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Immorality with Trees

True Christians?!?!? All you false Christians can be as immoral as you like with trees.
I didn't realise that Dutch Elm Disease was a tree STD. I'm so naive.
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Friday, April 17, 2009

Edward Scissorhands make-up kit.

That's funny, I don't remember him having vaginas on his face.
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Excellent closed sign.

Very clever.
Stumbled.

Oh please....

That implies that she is a virgin.
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Calm Down Monkey

What's that smell? Maybe it's Henderson.
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Horrifying Henderson

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Most dangerous game of all

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So cute!

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Castration

The disadvantages would outweigh the advantages wouldn't they?!?!?
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Dear Starbucks...

Spicy diarrhoea? Did he taste it?
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L.Ron's Masterpiece

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

As long as I am the best.

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It's all your fault.

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Frog's Porn

A story to get you spawny!
Bless.
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Shocker upgrades

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Twenty minutes to kill?

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Sensing a douchebag

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Oh Crap.

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Captain America Vs Deadpool

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Here's a tip kids:

Reading this will not make you awesome.
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I'm shocked.




You Are Going to Hell



Going to hell is fine with you. You're not sure if you even believe in hell.

And if there is a hell, it's probably a pretty fun place! You rather be stuck with the troublemakers.



Life is short, so why wouldn't you live it up? Being good is incredibly boring.

You're not going to miss out on anything in life... even if you have to lie, steal, or cheat to get it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What?!?!?!?

I don't really know where to start.
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Tee Hee....

I wonder if it is the same person who watches the Watchmen?
Strumbled.

Statistical Voyeurism

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What a happy pig.

It's huge! It also looks detachable. It would make an interesting cushion for the couch....
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Young girls wanted

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Dear Scientologists,


You're all insane,
Love,
The rest of us.
P.S. Stay away from me.
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What sort of feelings?

OH..... Stay away from my dog.
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What they are thinking...

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Huh?

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I would if I could

Stumbled.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Can you vibrate as fast as a vibrator?

Can you vibrate as much as a sex toy?

Created by Sex Toys.org

Grumpy Kitteh

Now that's one grumpy kitteh.
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Good advice.

Ambitious Elders

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Afforest the bodyguard!

Huh?
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Police Medics

Damn I hate those wellness sticks.
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I'm just a simple woman.....

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MacGyver Gets Lazy

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This cat is insane!

Or has been partaking in a leafy green substance and now has the munchies.
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