Vacation coverage

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What is it?

Tell me!!

Oh dear Jeebus, TELL ME!!

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Nice temperature gauge.

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Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I love that movie.
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Hunter S. Pugson

IHAH

Run Semenya, Run

Five words or less

Twilight Porn

Damn you Rule 34.
Cyanide and Happiness

Awesome Pig Prank

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Trixie is one tough mo fo

ICHC

Prognosticating Paul

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Paddling the school canoe?

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Workplace Safety Advisory System

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Mike Hawk

Very Demotivational

Very cool kid

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Kitten Versus Dinosaur

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Mouth hugs

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Just a bite

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Rocket Propelled Chainsaw

I want one. 
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Don't like gay marriage?

Amen.
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Fingernail Length

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Mel Gibson's rant with a pretty kitty.

I now feel a combination of fear and awwww.
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Lindsay Lohan is the punchline

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Kitty understands now

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Yay Poop!

And they are so damn happy about it!
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What do you think?

Lying Bastard

Sit down and relax....

What a skilled penis you have, good sir.
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Home alone, seen too many horror movies...

Not so much these days, but in my younger days this was a regular thing.  I still remember the first time I was home alone for like ten minutes (I was about 10 I think) - it felt like six hours and I was sure there were ninjas in the front yard, about to burst in any minute.

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Very interesting stroke...

Just what will we be stroking?  And I'm glad there is an age limit - we wouldn't want just anybody stroking....
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John Hurt gets better....

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Hot out there?

Via email.
(Thanks Rogan!).

The most interesting man in the world....

The cards are good, but it is the monocle which really works for him.
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Blouche (TM)

Wow, I wonder what other products Sphinctronix make?!?!
Fengtastic

Can I help?

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Meanwhile in Australia

Yep, pretty much.  I play frisbee with the croc out back before hopping to work on my Kangaroo. 
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Mel Gibson is officially insane

ROFL Razzi

Stupid suits you

Vimrod

Never trust a kitten

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Dear Religious Fucktards

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Don't do it!

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Paul has other skills

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Internet is Temporarily Down

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Those recent girls...

They're so easy.
Engrish.com

I fart in your general direction....

One of the best Monty Python lines. 
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It was bound to happen.

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Sex Toy Story

The toys are back in Mom. 
Awesome.
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Formal Pirates

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Alien Autopsy

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Paul does it again

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Peter will handle it...

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The end of Paul the psychic octopus.

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