Awww shucks.

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Here's a thought to ponder....

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And I thought I was a badass chick.....

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Dude, What the fuck?

I know it will be from some Japanese game show, but I want to know what kind of activity requires a (bizarre) helmet, gloves, shield and a Borat-esque jumpsuit.
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Is there any food NOT on this Pizza?

It's the mini hotdogs which get me.
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Do it at home

It is meant to be a drunk person, but it could just as easily be a dead person. Love it.
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Condom Slogans

Click to enbiggen.

I think the M&Ms one is my favourite.

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So I assume she means stop staring at my boobs.

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Tee hee.

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Makes sense to me.

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Don't choking

So does that mean you can perform the act, as long as you don't choke?
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Phases of dating

I just love "Fuck your heart, and your stupid face"
For the rest make clicky here.
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Mad engineers

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Losing your virginity flowchart

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No escape....

The sad sequel to this.
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Proove it.

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This is the sort of guy I need.

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I can totally relate to this

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The questions begin...

Dried Japanese what? And why is it a product of Mexico? Shouldn't it be dried Mexican?
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Damn that Reginald

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Hmmmm....

OK, so is she feeling "Rod! Rod! Rod!", wishing for "Rod! Rod! Rod!" or is that his name?
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My first cavity search

Oh Pedo Bear, is there anything you don't do?
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I think I have dated this guy.

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So wise.

The unfortunate thing is he probably doesn't understand the pictures either.
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Prop 8 The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Anything which has Jack Black as Jesus is alright with me!

My how times have changed.

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So what exactly should it be used for?

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What is this family high on?

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Your enjoyment will now be disabled.

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Pick your God....

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Batman! I didn't know you were like that!

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Funniest Family Guy Moments

I would have said this was my favourite Family Guy scene:

But I must admit to laughing uncontrollably at this one:

For the rest of the top 15 make clicky here.
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Only my shoes?

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That'll teach ya.

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Woo Hoo! I'm rich!

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Suicidal Bunnies

These remind me of a book that was around when I was a kid "101 uses for a dead cat".

For the rest make clicky here.

It always stands for Fucking.

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We are fascinated by Satan, Lovely Satan

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The early bird

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World's oldest LOLcat

It's an old postcard! How cool is that!
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How sweet!

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Keep Working

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I love Ralph Wiggum

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Terrorist Chess

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Good choice

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Your Porn Collection

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Fair enough

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