My coworker is using my keyboard as a pillow.

Just so we're clear.

They forgot a number!

Cakewrecks

Just so we're clear.

Sorry, I've been busy...

Sorry for the lack of posts lately - I have been a little busy.  We have just returned home from our honeymoon on the Gold Coast, so now we are back to reality!

Yep.

Argh!

Did I mention it's two sleeps?!?!

Two sleeps to go...

One week to go...

Happy Birthday to me!

Prove me wrong.

Back into it...

After being very lazy for way too long I have finally published another story on my crime blog The World of Crime.  Pop over and check out the story of the Somerton beach man.

I definitely have that skill.

Today has been cancelled...

Well, if you insist.  We have a public holiday here on Tuesday for Melbourne Cup day.  Yes, a day off for a horse race.  Bless Australia.  My boss has given us Monday off too, so four day weekend.  Oh, yeah...
Vimrod

Road trip.

Sorry about the lack of posts - we went on a little drive.  About 2,500 kilometers (1,553 Miles) in four days. Saw some lovely parts of Australia I hadn't seen before, and visited some friends.

When I have a cold...

Sadly when I have a cold, it goes to my chest and becomes bronchitis.  Sorry about the lack of posts, but I ended up in hospital for a few days.  I'm home now, with more antibiotics, steroids and all sorts of inhalers, but I am on the mend and getting my funny back.

Every. Damn. Time.

Via

Make it stop.

I have my 20 year high school reunion on the weekend, so posts might be a bit scarce.
I feel a strange mix of anticipation and blinding terror.
Via

Weekend in Sydney

We have just gotten back from a long weekend in Sydney.  I'll post some more pics soon, but we had an awesome four days.