The swimming pool in your hotel.

Or public pools in general.
The Oatmeal.

He only just noticed.

Criggo

It's not what it looks like...

Via

Your bed?

Via

In case of a fire... NO.

Via

The annoying kid of Earth.

Pie Comic

Oh, I know who you are...

Via

Step one.

Via

Look who scored last night.

Via

Yoo hoo!

Criggo

First one home wins.

Via

Rub my belly?

What a lovely belly.
Via

Come on... Hurry up...

Via

The last thing.I saw.

Via

A little too much oil.

Via

Care for a game of Snake?

It's mesmerising...
Via

Never enough.

Via

Why, that's not creepy at all.

Via

No need to apologise.

Via

Eggs over easy.

Mr Lovenstein

You picked the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker...

That would be terrifying.
Via

And so begins another week.

Via

That's a relief.

Via

Time to write an essay.

Via

Now there's something I hadn't thought about...

Via

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!

Via

That's not helpful at all, but thanks.

Via