Hair transplant?

Lying Bastard

I said don't!

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A lot of fun

I wonder if it was an open coffin?
SMBC

Things you can say....

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It's just not worth it.

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Cue the Benny Hill music

Engrish.com

Apostrophe Man

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That's one angry duck.

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Thirsty?

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Motherfucking Belle

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And the rules are never wrong.

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Michael Cera is a Ninja

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Cognitive Dissonance Man

Forest For The Trees

Behave yourself Kirk!

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Too spoon?

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Every time

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Charlie Sheen is just like a Billy Goat.

Awesome.
The Bubblegum Gang

Hello Ladies

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A wounded mouse

See Mike Draw

I am not gay.

Huh?
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Clean up oops

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An important lesson.

Wrongcards

Still deciding....

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You won.

Married To The Sea

Palin/Wiggum 2012

But only if Ralph is Prez - Sarah can be VP.  (As an aside, this used to be my SMS ringtone.  Still one of my favourite Ralph lines).


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Inception: in 20 words or less

Nicely done.

Agent-X

Steven Slater: My new hero

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The Talk

SMBC

Nothing to do?

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A scary poopie

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Every. Single. Time.

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Asshole Merit Badge

And the winner this week is Wendy Francis, a Senate candidate here in Australia who said legalising same sex marriage is the same as legalising child abuse.
Feel free to tweet your opinion to her at www.twitter.com/wendy4senate

Ovaries have been renamed.

Engrish Funny

Zebra Party

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Puffins are so cute.

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More to life?

Yep, that's it.
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A friend indeed

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Mr Garrison, Feminist

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Stay Cool

Fake Science

When furniture attacks.

I knew it!!
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Erased from her memory

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Defib Toaster.

For those of us who wish we were working on ER or House.
"Clear!"
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At first....

I love hedgehogs so much.
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Phone Sex

I don't know, I think it is personal preference - it might be way more exciting this way!
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Cats Vs Dogs

I'm choosing to ignore the loose/lose thing.
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Whose line is it anyway?

One of my favourite audience suggestions in one of my favourite shows.
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It only encourages them.

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Love means shame.

Five words or less

Come on....

I believe I shouted "Bastards!"  at this point.
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