Understanding

SMBC

Dream collecting pillow

Hmmm... the problem with that would be my dreams are very, very odd.  Very odd.
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Some optimism for 2012

That's so depressing
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It was Justin Timberlake

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Guess who

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Cockatiel wars

Be afraid.
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This is why honesty is best

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Time to move on

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Oops

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Option B seems to be the better plan

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Selective reading

Doghouse Diaries

There's no time to explain

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Why booze is dangerous

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It's a mystery

Just so we're clear

Vimrod

A ruthless dictator

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Cheerios with milk?

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Three languages

And here I was thinking I only spoke one language.
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Don't herd me no more

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Santa is real

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And carrots

The Frogman

George Takei is awesome.

Completely fucking awesome.
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We should know more

Put some drama and skimpy clothes on geography and we'll be all over it.
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Christmas Card Revenge

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Whipped Cream

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Me

Except it was reindeer antlers.
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Merry FSMas

Happy Hanukkat

Nope

Happy Holidays!

Regardless of what you are celebrating, have a wonderful holiday season, one and all.  Be safe.

Drink Apple Juice

OJ will kill you.

What could it be?

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The tinsel is missing

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The internet will comfort you

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Little Accordian Boy

Shoe Box Blog

Judging others is a sin

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Hoggy Claus

So cute.
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Banana Eye Contact

Good advice
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What do you want to do?

Funny Web Comic

The stupidity is growing

This is how I felt after finishing Christmas shopping today.  There is nothing like a crowded shopping centre to remind me how much I hate people.
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Sometimes you can't please anyone

C&H

The insect king!

Merry Christmas from Australia

We're such classy cunts.
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Sleep Overs

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Zero muscles

No prizes for guessing what my choice is.
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I'll be good.

I promise!
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Demanding cat.

If you are considering aborting your baby to appease your cat, you don't deserve to breed.
Troll.
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Party time!

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Santa has Facebook too

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Regrets?

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