That's gotta hurt

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Everyone is taking credit

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Instead of "lol"....

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Dessert anyone?

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Awkward

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Excellent Advice

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Yes officer, I'd like to report... wait, what?!?!

Just how often do people in Seattle get their pubic hair stolen?!?! 
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Chore categories

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In case you're unclear

Holy Taco

War Pictures

I love you, Mr Stewart.
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Mouthwash

Oh good, so it's not just me.
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Only in math...

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Short answer

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Duck duck goose.

Oh how I hated "Duck Duck Goose".
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Say Cheese!

Soooo cute.
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Masturbate

Isn't every month masturbation month?   Or is that just me....
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Breaking into hives

C&H

Sage advice

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Take your pants off

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Freedom

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You got a wedding?

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Flowers

Dirty bastards.
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Fuck the police.

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Premature Spidey

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That wasn't clever

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Ding dong the witch is dead....

I find it somewhat bemusing that they refer to him as "it".
And I have now been singing this song to myself for the past ten minutes.
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BRB

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Hiding place.

Nice one.
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Care Factor

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Will things change back?

No.
Some Ecards

Snake

And we loved it.  And we got really fast at it.
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World Peas

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Greasing the wheel of justice

SMBC

Jealous

I really must remember this so I can use it in real life sometime.
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Decisions decisions

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The invention of fire

Fake Science

Anything else?

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Caring dads....

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We're all screwed.....

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You didn't check the fine print....

The Frogman

Endless Chatter

Damn...

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Compound for Sale

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Those cheeks!

Gorgeous.
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Trump Card

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The life of the party!

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Looks legit

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Sponsored by Disney

Brilliant.
Afternoon Snooze Button

Not the champion anymore

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You never know....

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