Saturday, August 07, 2010
One in a million...
Friday, August 06, 2010
How you will live in 1950
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Very cool. Makes some sense, although how it would be built would be another question.
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Naughty Cookie Cutters
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Thursday, August 05, 2010
House-Isms
• "Buy some furniture or admit that you're empty inside."
• "When an American schoolgirl has two drinks by ten a.m. it's a pretty good bet the plan is to have a lot more, and it probably wasn't the first time she had that plan."
• "Inspiration point doesn't open 'til dark."
• "You got to the point where half your age plus seven just wasn't young enough anymore?"
• "At least he has the young and stupid excuse."
• "You think Odysseus would want to lie whimpering like a loser in a hospital bed?"
• "We're better off alone. We suffer alone, we die alone. Doesn't matter if you were a model husband or father of the year."
Taub: "Not exactly sanitary."
• House: "Fun stuff never is."
• "Is that the statutory period for soul sucking?"
• "He's just trying to get into your skirts. And I don't mean metaphorically."
• "Stop before you interest me to death."
• "Gotta see if our patient's a unicorn or just a slutty horse."
• "Must be interesting, growing up in a production of Oh Calcutta."
• "The world's your freaky oyster and you opt for another long-term relationship? That's just stupid."
• "You're the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila."
• "Think there's a chance the husband's a Plushie?"
Cuddy: "Do you read any of your departmental memos?"
• House: "Only the ones labeled NSFW."
• "What's with the lack of afterglow? Psycho girl not as freaky as you hoped?"
• "You're compensating for your loss of professional conquests with sexual ones."
• "There's a better way to call off a wedding. A tweet, for example."
• "Doesn't mean you're gay just because the guy you're sleeping with is."
• "Sodomy - one of the top ten most common household accidents."
• "If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?"
• "Given your usual rate of commitment, we're lucky you're not already re-divorced."
• "Her old friend, the fried carbohydrate."
• "Everyone wants their stuff. That's why it's their stuff."
• "I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted.'"
• "People who kick when you're down are jerks, but generally not irrational jerks."
• "Make a decision. If you're gonna be an ass. Stick with it."
• "People's brains stop working when they think they're losing someone they love."
• "If you're going to invest everything I haven't mentioned with unnatural significance, let's include drawstring pants and the Peloponnesian War."
• "That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?"
• "That much caffeine for a coffee virgin?"
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
An ex-boyfriend perhaps?
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I wonder if they go around with their ball point pen commenting on all ads?
Via email (Thanks Claudia!).
Monday, August 02, 2010
Love bite?
Oh Please.
(I love the look on his face!! I want to give him a hug!).
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Sunday, August 01, 2010
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