Oh Kermit, you are so sweet.....

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Don't miss this opportunity.

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TV Antenna Treatment

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Listen to your cat.

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Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

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Damn peanuts.

I hate it when they are suspicious.
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Shopping with Baby

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Very.

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Don't dirty my face.

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And he's one I prepared earlier....

So cute!
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It's a man's right.

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Vengeful Lego God

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Take it like a man.

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This dog is nuts!

Love it!
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Treat yourself....

Ummm... No thanks....
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If movies were named appropriately.

My suggestions for this one would also be:
"Two hours of pure torture"
"Three bimbos and a My Little Pony"
"See a Pony in ugly dresses"
"Mutton dressed up as whores"
I could go on and on....
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Hunter S. Thompson on Virtue

Nice.
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Teen Pregnancy Barbie

"She found a really trendy diaper bag".
Bless.
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Ewwww....

I'm so not going there.
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You can if you want to.

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Bob the Cat

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Retro Alien

He looks like a medieval knight who had a fight with a vacuum cleaner and a fishbowl.
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Overcompensation much?!?!

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Lack of tightness?

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Just what I have been looking for.....

I lost mine a while ago.
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What could possibly go?

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Charlie and Snoopy

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Drifting Skills

"Call for help unhurriedly while the boat turns over". Does the boat turn over in slow motion to allow you to call for help unhurriedly?!?!?!
"Laughing and screaming while the drifting is over".
Excellent.
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Baby Kangaroo

I love how baby roos are basically all legs and tail. So cute.
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Vampire Hunter

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The chosen one.

This picture gives me goose bumps. Today the world becomes a better place.
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Medication

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You're doing it wrong.

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I want one!

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Drink Ovaltine to wake up gay in the morning.

Click to enbiggen.

Now I know the secret...
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Chola Monobrow

So all these years I have been plucking and waxing to prevent monobrow... when really I should have been drawing one on with a Sharpie....
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Having an off day.

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Anti Lady-Killer Alarm

Losing avoid.
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As long as we're clear.

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Mirror Mirror on the wall....

Such a cutey!
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What really happened to the plane in the Hudson.

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(Thanks Anthony!)

Are you thin? Tired? Nervous?

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Ironised yeast?!?!? People were (are) weird.

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How to avoid Ninjas, lesson 27:

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Batman? Spiderman? They are all the same aren't they?

It reads:

When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul - the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him......

Bless.
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Your friendship......

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Wet cat....

Is a bit scary.
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Stop!

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Interesting cake

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Pubic Hair?

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At least he warned him.....

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