The right decision

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It unites us all.

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Bricks

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The food is talking to me again.

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This little bear may care....

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Six Finger Toy or....

penis shaped toy which shoots stuff out the end when you squeeze it. You decide.
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Mark Twain on Diet

That's brilliant. He was such a wise man.
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Nap time

I could do this as well. I often wonder if I curled up under my desk and had a nap whether anyone would notice.
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Scary Susie

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Grizzly or Black?

Or maybe Panda.
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Block out 90% of all known science

Best of all, they are God-approved.
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Care Factory is all out

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Curious Cat

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The best thing since....

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Not even a little

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Please take note.

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Chunkily-penised boys

How do you determine what constitutes a chunkily-penised boy?
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Heroes

Nice.
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Don't date a Magician

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Poor deluded Cindy

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Oral Sex Light

"Don't go down without it". Nice.
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Snow White with attitude

I have no idea where I got this pic from. I have had it for months and months.

What if I don't want to?

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Impractical

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Hangman

Excellent.
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I beard chiece's a big patty

Makes perfect sense....
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Ye Olde Meth Lab

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Men are so caring

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Twilight: Alternate Ending

Do it, do it!
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I know the feeling

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Contraceptive SpongeBob

Love it! Although the idea of putting SpongeBob there seems a little kinky.
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Gee Jim, angry much?

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Facebook quizzes

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Clean blue crap

I love it when it's clean and blue.
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This is usually how I feel at work

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Diary Editor

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Bashful seal is bashful

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Flashbacks

I loved that show. Dan Connor was my perfect man.
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Harsh Punishment

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I know how he feels

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Cookie Fail

Bend over Owen, we need more cookies.

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Quack Whore

Brilliant!
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People are wierd

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Fuck Rock + Roll

Song lyrics?
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Abigail the Abductee Doll

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Einstein on Genius and Stupidity

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Love it.
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Rocking Monkey

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Jumpsuits

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"Designed for people like you who make things happen". Bless. Although if someone approached me wearing a jumpsuit the only thing likely to happen is laughter. Lots and lots of it.
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I know a few shops that need this sign

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Cartoon Medical Conditions

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