Crabby Portrait

I'm not sure if the crab is cuter than the portrait, or vice versa.
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Shock Hoff Horror

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What;s the difference between regular and decaf?

It all makes so much more sense now.
Fake Science

Sorry dude.

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Time for a new family....

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The kilts are flowing...

Wulffmorgenthaler

Stewart and Colbert: The force is strong in these ones.

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Scene Missing....

Love it.
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The shame of it all

ICHC

Keep on Truckin'

Jesus Is Love

A win for dad.

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Lincoln is a little paranoid

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The usual suspects

Lying Bastard

If life gives you melons....

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It is inevitable

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Duct Tape

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Pretty on the inside

Yummy!
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Cool Chimp

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OMG, So romantic....

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Birth Door Bell

That seems a little extreme.
I wonder if there is a scientology "silent birth" version.
Engrish Funny

Exploring Vaginal Fluids

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Charlie Sheen, Romantic

The world works in mysterious ways - Charlie gets found with a porn star locked in a cupboard in a hotel room, shows up for work and essentially just plays himself, and he still earns three times as much as Jon Cryer.    I wonder who "Jake" will take after?
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Have something to contribute to the conversation....

I had this happen at the dentist the other day.  I don't think they understood my "blurgh flure gugh sneh".
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Cats are awesome

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Parabolic Days....

Why of course....
Engrish.com

At first...

Ridiculously cute.
IHAH

Poop Fart Love!

Murray The Nut

Ask a silly question on 4Chan....

Get a brilliant answer.
Very demotivational

Stephen Colbert is so wise.

And very bloody awesome.
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I sent you a haybarrel, are we cool now?

Oh come on Kat, Farmville gifts make up for any indiscretion!
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Family heirlooms

Via Email.
(Thanks Jim!)

Interesting Combined Business

Failblog

Bike Karma

Click to embiggen.

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Mood killer

Cat Versus Human

Thanks Mom....

Cyanide and Happiness

Having Zombies over for dinner?

Awesome.  People out there are so clever.
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And if anyone should know about stupid tea parties....

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She does the cook

Is it sandwiches?
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Glory Spout

Awesome.
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My new notebook

Sascha got a laser cutter/engraver a few weeks ago and he made me this today.  Yay!  He has been making a few little things and has listed some on etsy.  Check it out by making clicky here.

Way too sexy

Stay right where you are.
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Do bears shit in the snow?

Why yes, they do.
From
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Well, if you insist..

Although I must admit I was planning to anyway.
Vimrod

Never scare a magician.

ChannelATE

Most common verb.

Hmmm....  Well I'm stumped. 
Failblog

I'd like to help....

I totally agree Red.
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A gift? For me?

Very cute.
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Parties are a fun time....

This reminds me of the chorus from my favourtie song - The song is You Sound Like Louis Burdett by The Whitlams and the chorus opens with "All my friends are fuck-ups, but they're fun to have around".
(As a side note this blog is named after a stanza in that song:
"I'm stoned in a bookshop, sober in a nightclub.
Sex is everywhere, but nowhere around me.")
Blunt Card

Budget Vasectomy

I wonder if you pay it off in installments, do they cut it in installments too?
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Meth faces

Comixed