Saturday, November 06, 2010

Crabby Portrait

I'm not sure if the crab is cuter than the portrait, or vice versa.
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Shock Hoff Horror

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What;s the difference between regular and decaf?

It all makes so much more sense now.
Fake Science

Sorry dude.

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Time for a new family....

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The kilts are flowing...

Wulffmorgenthaler

Stewart and Colbert: The force is strong in these ones.

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Scene Missing....

Love it.
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Thursday, November 04, 2010

Pretty on the inside

Yummy!
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Cool Chimp

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OMG, So romantic....

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Birth Door Bell

That seems a little extreme.
I wonder if there is a scientology "silent birth" version.
Engrish Funny

Exploring Vaginal Fluids


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Charlie Sheen, Romantic

The world works in mysterious ways - Charlie gets found with a porn star locked in a cupboard in a hotel room, shows up for work and essentially just plays himself, and he still earns three times as much as Jon Cryer.    I wonder who "Jake" will take after?
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Have something to contribute to the conversation....

I had this happen at the dentist the other day.  I don't think they understood my "blurgh flure gugh sneh".
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Cats are awesome

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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Parabolic Days....

Why of course....
Engrish.com

At first...

Ridiculously cute.
IHAH

Poop Fart Love!

Murray The Nut

Ask a silly question on 4Chan....

Get a brilliant answer.
Very demotivational

Stephen Colbert is so wise.

And very bloody awesome.
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I sent you a haybarrel, are we cool now?

Oh come on Kat, Farmville gifts make up for any indiscretion!
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Family heirlooms

Via Email.
(Thanks Jim!)

Interesting Combined Business

Failblog

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Bike Karma

Click to embiggen.

Mood killer

Cat Versus Human

Thanks Mom....

Cyanide and Happiness

Having Zombies over for dinner?

Awesome.  People out there are so clever.
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And if anyone should know about stupid tea parties....

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She does the cook

Is it sandwiches?
Engrish Funny

Glory Spout

Awesome.
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My new notebook

Sascha got a laser cutter/engraver a few weeks ago and he made me this today.  Yay!  He has been making a few little things and has listed some on etsy.  Check it out by making clicky here.

Way too sexy

Stay right where you are.
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Do bears shit in the snow?

Why yes, they do.
From
Via Email (Thanks Jim!)

Well, if you insist..

Although I must admit I was planning to anyway.
Vimrod

Monday, November 01, 2010

Never scare a magician.

ChannelATE

Most common verb.

Hmmm....  Well I'm stumped. 
Failblog

I'd like to help....

I totally agree Red.
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A gift? For me?

Very cute.
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Parties are a fun time....

This reminds me of the chorus from my favourtie song - The song is You Sound Like Louis Burdett by The Whitlams and the chorus opens with "All my friends are fuck-ups, but they're fun to have around".
(As a side note this blog is named after a stanza in that song:
"I'm stoned in a bookshop, sober in a nightclub.
Sex is everywhere, but nowhere around me.")
Blunt Card

Budget Vasectomy

I wonder if you pay it off in installments, do they cut it in installments too?
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Meth faces

Comixed