No wingman required.

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Virgin Megastore

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Future Keanu meets Sad Keanu

Pie!  Weee!
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Sleep Mask

I think I'd rather stay awake, thanks anyway.
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Been fapping too much?

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Crap

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Johnny Depp is just so damn awesome.

What an awesome thing to do for a nine year old fan.

Read the story by making clicky here.

Welcome to the internet!

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Peanut Birth

Ouch!
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Sisterhood for dummies

Click to embiggen.

Very cute.

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Stern look of disapproval

Married To The Sea

I wonder who is in charge.....

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Thundercats Date

Agent-X

Logout Failed

Ummm.... What?!?!
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Inspired to work in admin.

Oh my god THIS IS MY LIFE.
Dilbert

It's obvious really

Some Ecards

Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson do Bobby Brown

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady

Awesome.

Why is patience a virtue?

Some Ecards

Such a pretty face...

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I would if I could.

Help Feed the Troll

Holy Shit!

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Say Cheese!

Best cat smile ever.
From
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Yes please

Although having said that, I don't want an anvil to fall on my head.
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My cup of care.

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Naughty Dorothy

The Tin Man was probably the best choice though.
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Nap. Definitely nap.

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Fat Barbie

Why does Fat Barbie look like Tori Spelling?
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Ariel's new discovery

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A wholesome Blue Waffle

As opposed to the other one.
(If you want to look at the non-wholesome version go to Google, type in "blue waffle" and click "I'm feeling lucky".  Be warned that it is very NSFW and pretty gross.)
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He has ALBD

Awesome.
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Just so you know...

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Nobody cares

It's about 6.7 billion now.
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Found Poodle

Hmmm....  And I always thought they were dogs.  They must have been fooling me all these years.
Criggo

Today's Word: Soundly

My First Dictionary

Jesus loves you

Hmmm...  I think I fall into at least 4 of those categories.  Damn my ability for logical reasoning.
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Not a fan

SMBC

The Day of the Dolphin

How is that even possible?
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When the cone of shame is not enough....

And when the cone comes off, prepare to have your shins shredded.
ICHC

Science of the Photograph

Fake Science

Spread your legs!

Good advice for the backseat of a car.
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Closed minds are a dangerous thing.

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The love of bacon is not new....

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck....

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Roses are red...

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Tongue folding

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Don't shoot!

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Koala Farts

Chlamydia flavoured cough drops.
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Pet Rock

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Pen Versus Paper

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Freudian Symbol Analysis

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Poodle Haircut Fail

Sadly this what our poodles look like.  On a good day.
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