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Santa got the letter

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Pick two

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Be naked

Well, if you insist...
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Conservatives take note

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No presents for you

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Lovely Love Letter

Love it.
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Nice name

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Tiger and Santa

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Christmas Spirit

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Teeth

I had a wisdom tooth out today and I am feeling a little like I have been punched in the jaw. I do not want to have it made into jewelery. I find these rings quite disturbing.
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Feel up your drink

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Virtual School

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Magic beans

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Marvelous offer

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Some people are either really stupid or really ballsy.

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Move along

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Wizard of Oz: Organ Harvest

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The Sony logo....

will never look the same again.
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The look

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Santa! Put down that butt plug!

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Home made gifts

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Rules

But I like pink socks! Not to mention all the other stuff.
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OCDC

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Transgressions

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Mom farts like a sick gorilla

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Creepy doormat

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Two topless strippers

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Troy McLure is inside my head.

I loved Troy. One of my favourite Simpsons quotes is from the "A fish called Troy" episode where he marries Selma.

Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay! I wish! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality....

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How to ask for oral sex

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Men and women

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Kill two birds

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Threatening Cake

Excellent method for threats - you can just eat the evidence.
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Strange Girls

Why? Were they born.
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Point, counterpoint

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Wasting your money

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Tighten my what?!?

So is it only the vagina expert which it tightens.
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Someone's birthday

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From one pussy to another

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Rocket Upskirt

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It was the nails

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No mindfucks

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Sleepy during the day

This is my problem too - I could happily nap under my desk till about 4pm, then I'm wide awake until midnight or later. Stupid brain.
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Woody's wisdom

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Chopping onions

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Prayer

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Santa and Carmen Electra

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Armadillo with attitude

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Neighbourhood Watch Kitteh

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Paperless office

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