Saturday, May 28, 2011

Safe Word

Channelate

Sea Otters

So cute.
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Love is a blind whore....

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Help me please!

Sascha won a ring in a competition, which he is kindly giving to me.  The catch is, it is a Type ring: that is, you have it inscribed with a personal message and I have absolutely no idea what to write!  I'm not really a soppy, lovey person.  I don't have a favourite quote.  Nothing (appropriate) is springing to mind!
I need some ideas people!

Summon a million wizards.....

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Why?

Fair enough.
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The arms, the arms!

I dare not look, and yet I cannot turn away.
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Fantastic Stories

Married to the Sea

Not sure...

A little of both perhaps.
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You're straight?

Sometimes I was I was a gay man....
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Don't doubt me

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Fun things.... Wait, what?!?!?!

Well it fits with "share" and "pain" and "sag" and....
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Oprah's last show

Awesome.
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If you're lucky

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None at all?

That seems a little harsh.
Criggo

Rock Bottom

  • “People’s Choice Award” is America’s greatest honor.
  • Styrofoam is not made from kittens. 
  • The U.F.O was a paper plate. 
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks. 
  • The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself. 
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod. 
  • Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam. 
  • If you are reading this you have no life. 
  • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse. 
  • The other U.F.O was an upside down salad spinner. 
  • Our universities are not hotbeds of anything. 
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes. 
  • Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes. 
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds. 
  • The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang. 
  • Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”. 
  • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. 
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs. 
  • Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys. 
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone. 
  • Everything is 10% fruit juice. 
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream. 
  • Janet Reno is evil. 
  • V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline. 
  • Ted Koppel is a robot. 
  • Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars. 
  • Fleiss does floss. 
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures. 
  • Bart is bad to the bone. 
  • Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him. 
  • The Beatles haven’t reunited to enter kick boxing competitions. 
  • The “Bug” on your tv screen can see into your home. 
  • Everyone on tv is better than you. 
  • The people who are writing this have no life.

Dreams

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Ohio

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Every day

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Would you bully NPH?

Love it.
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Friday, May 27, 2011

You and me

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Awesome Lunchbox

I want one.
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Disneyland Lost and Found

Damn, I left my waterbed at Disneyland....
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Grumpy little moo

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Scoutmaster Meme

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I keep forgetting

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It's been a while....

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Stash Vs. Stache

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Corgi Posse

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Do you want one, or to be one?

Slightly scary.
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Seems legit

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(Gummy) Bearskin rug

Brilliant.
By Brock Davis.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Things you can only do with boys....

Last Place Comics

What happens in Vegas...

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Emo Horse

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The face of unhappiness

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Facebook Master Troll

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Hitlist of evil

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Bluetooth Flowchart

Pleated Jeans

Best thinking face ever!

M&Ms are racist

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It's not the end of the world....

Oh wait....
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