iPad secret ingredient.

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Naughty, naughty muffin

This was a muffin which Sascha came across a few years ago. When you looked at it at the right angle.....
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(Thanks Sascha).

Your ex-girlfriend's profile...

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Even Storm Troopers can be romantic....

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Magnum Brow

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Got acne?

Ouch.

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Friends are like potatoes.

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Jude Law has a huge....

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Naked baby wombat

Soooo cute. We have a wombat who lives in the bamboo, so we call her Panda. We also have an outside toilet and late at night Panda gets shitty if you go out there, so she huffs and puffs and growls. The first few times it creeped me out, but now I love it - it means she is still around. If you get home just at dusk she is often in the driveway, on her way down to the Yarra river, and she won't move - you can bloody well wait, she's busy. We also have a creek and there are lots of wombat burrows and tracks down there. One night I am going to go and spy on them with my night vision goggles. I would love for Panda to have a wombat family - the more wombats the merrier!

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Little known Care Bears

Stumpy

Pukey

and of course Jason
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Artificial hymens for sale?

Eeeew.

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Twihards: take note.

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Let's flip for it....

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Carl Jung Valentine

How romantic.
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Facepaw

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Stung by his boner

I hate the boners that sting.
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Did you fall off the cliff?

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Interesting coins

Gee, and we only have platypuses and echidnas and stuff on our coins. How boring.

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How do I block you?

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Fascinating

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Tyler has warned you

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HP Creativity

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I want to retrieve

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Jesus and the children

Jesus! Stop that!

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Twins!

So wrong.

Funny, but so wrong.

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Three years? You really think it will take that long?

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Gun show winner

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Mr Eraser

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When I die...

Just giving you fair warning.
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Brain Ice Cubes

I want some.
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Say something nice

Lovely.
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What a hard day....

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Thanks for your help....

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Things not to say during sex

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Run faster next time

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If Liza can....

Because Liza doesn't have a penis. That we know of.
So that makes it alright.
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Learning to bounce

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A discovery.

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Committee needed

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Warning...

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Ambien Walrus

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Brushie brushie brushie: Captain Picard style

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They're creepy and they're kooky....

I love this. Two of my fave families rolled into one.
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Cubby the non-cat burglar

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Stop with the duck face now!

Not just men - everyone.
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Tim's list

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Doodles

There used to be a kids show here in Oz called "Mr. Squiggle" where kids sent a page with a few lines/doodles on them in and Mr Squiggle, who was a marionette with a pencil for a nose, turned them into drawings by adding a few extra lines. I wonder what Mr Squiggle would make of these.
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Growacet Capsules

"Lift flap to open, you pussy".
Brilliant.
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