Poor Miles

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Hardest hitting journalist....

Love him, love him, love him.
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Freeze, and prepare for re-education.

Damn Illuminati.....
Whenever I hear "re-education", I actually hear "re-Neducation", from The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror V.
Yes, I watch too much Homer.
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What a cheery name for an album.

I wonder what songs are on there? Neville's Knockin' on heaven's door? Live and let Reg die? Janie's got a gun and she killed Bob, Stairway to heaven (duet with Heath Ledger).
OK, I'll stop now.
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Morris, the mildly bi-curious bear.

Love it! I think Morris the mildly bi-curious bear should get his own TV show...
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I actually think this one is a win!

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Scarred for life....

Click to enbiggen.

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Shrews

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Really?

The middle line of a Haiku?
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Small gift....

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Online dating is so dodgy....

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God Jesus The Robot

Our Saviour! Praise him.
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What. The. Fuck?

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What's up babie?

What do you find something today, Friend, Goods or Lovers?
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!!

Stumbled.

I'd hit it....

Wrong, but funny.
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My life...

Stumbled.

Friend or best friend?

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Google Classic

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Why not me?

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Really? Free you say?

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Only elebenty hundred?

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Atomic Energy Lab

A children's toy from 1951-2. Even has a Geiger counter.
I want one!
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Try touching...

American Meat Goat?!?!?
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Homer: Philosopher of our times

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Best Damn Handjob Ever

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Warning Label Required.

Click to enbiggen.

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Peanuts Watchmen

I love that Snoopy is Rorschach.
Stumbled.

Inescapable conclusion...

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How sweet....

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Swiss Army Tank

I love all the guys standing around looking at their new toy.
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I'll take selective self-awareness please.

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Go forth my minions....

Go Sparkles, and Fairy Dust, and Rainbow Mane, and Princess Glitter....
His minions need more tough, less shiny things.
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Poo Pen

Your #2 Pen!
Bless.
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Left a deep impression in my....

Naive smiling face indeed. Not so naive after this little gem.
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Homer is so wise....

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Interesting sign...

Possible interpretations:

• Lifting this box causes explosive farts.
• Beware of anal lightning.
• Caution: touching rectum whilst lifting box causes electric shock.
  

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Thank you Captain Obvious....

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Best Star Wars Figurine Ever: The Force.

Stumbled.

Remeber kids: Never.

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Dear Captain....

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Not what it looks like....

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Anal Intruder II

Bless. I'm assuming that the Anal Intruder I was the one from Top Secret:

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Tabloid newspapers: Scaring the stupid since mass media began.

Damn those sickos.
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Breakfast of Champions.

I love it: "swimming, stroking, toking".
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Non-public nuisance eggs.

I didn't realise that eggs could be public nuisances. I have so much to learn.
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My body is just a filter....

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My Little Joker

I badly want one. The artist has also done My Little Edward Scissor Hands, My Little Jack Sparrow, My Little Wookie, My Little Storm Trooper and many more. Check them out by making clicky here.
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It's not easy being green.....

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