Happy Australia Day!

Rock along little doggy.

Love it.
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Called it.

So what's the verdict?  Gay?  Attention seeker?

Excuse me sir.

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Is Oriental a flavour?

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Coffee!

Gemma Correll

So the other flavour must be...

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Amsterdam is like the Tour de France.

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Filthy Hobitses.

I got a pedicure yesterday and the lovely lady suggested I should get my feet waxed.  All of a sudden my life made sense - I am actually a Hobbit.
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Ummm.. Little help?

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No Mr. Mailman, I expect you to die.

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Yellow car!!

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Where can I donate?

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Scorpions.

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Maybe he won't notice.

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Simply elegant.

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What could it be...

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These are good cups.

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The most evil weapon of them all.

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A walk in the woods...

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I'll take Strange Noises for $30, Alex.

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Such wisdom.

The wisest yellow circle thing who has ever lived.
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The dreaded conversation loop.

My uncle and I do this on the phone every time.  The first one to break the loop loses.  It's always me.
Poorly Drawn Lines

I'm not an electrician or anything....

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They see me rollin'...

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It's a math kinda world.

Via here and here.

Feather duster thief.

I love it.
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I can't get out of bed.

Makes perfect sense to me.
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Hide and seek.

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Vibra-Finger.

Funny, but I suspect it has other uses, rather than just a gum massager.
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How to wake up a cat.

Love it.
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This is a job for...

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Faster human, faster.

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Beware of cat.

Good advice.
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That's one smart kid.

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Stop telling our secrets!!

And really, we have enough idiots of our own.
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Even grumpy cats need their beauty sleep.

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What kind of bistro is this?

Married to the Sea

Boom-chicka-wow-wow.

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What is your dirty Hobbit name?

Mine is Dweebo Analbead.
Excellent.
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The only appropriate response to Donald Trump.

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Police spoil all the fun.

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Crazy eyes.

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Fire exit.

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I finally made a sex tape.

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Damn rug cheat.

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