Seems like a fair trade.

Via

Pure evil.

Via

Dirty little buggers.

Maybe that's what's in your eyes in the morning - spider jizz.

Do you need anything?

Maximumble

Personally, I'm terrified.

It's God's plan.

Jim Benton

Gorilla life.

Via

And that's why I have no tact.

Or something like that.

Only some mornings?

Comfort level.

Via

The perfect place.

*sigh* Kill us.

Australian Spider Chart.

Via

My life mantra.

Via

Beautiful irony.

Important to remember.

It makes so much sense...

Via

Yep, pretty much.

Via

Every. Damned. Time.

Jake Likes Onions

Me when food is cooking.

Data?

New dog bed.

How to fall asleep.

Fake Science

Mugshot of murderous runaway.

Dogs and Cats in human years.

Oh. My. God.