Cup of Cat

Yes, yes indeed. Very cute.
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Run Bill, Run.

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Accurancy is pretty important these days

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Damn it.

Damn, damn, damn....
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Lex Luther is terrible

He is a bad guy, what did you expect?
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Tractor for sale

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Excellent question.

Cute.
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Excellent parenting.

That little party wouldn't be cheap either.
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Hold still....

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Rejected beer labels

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Fair enough.

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Make no & with me

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Things sheep count

Wow, who knew sheep had so many regrets.
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Give your ol' Sergeant a kiss....

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That's just plain evil.

I wonder who has to evacuate there?
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With a chance of boats.

Very clever.
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PC Versus Mac

Tee hee.
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Except for me.

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Mark Twain on Attributes.

Brilliant!
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Bite me

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To the stupid asshole....

So I'm guessing this person who wrote this wasn't that happy about the fire extinguisher being used.
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Scruffy is weary

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Engrish Real Estate

A live one? I want a better deal - chuck in a goat and the negotiations can really begin.
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Yes, even a woman can open it.

And if you turn around a woman can also shove it up your ass. Actually from the look on her face, someone has already tried.
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Hiding your girlfriend's dead dog.

It's like a bad sitcom acted out in three steps.
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Marshmallows = Happiness

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Cleetus

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My fever is just fine.....

Tee hee.
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Stephen Colbert and Lady Liberty

She might have a bigger grin on her face now. I know I would. :)
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At least the eggs are fresh

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Business proposal?

Makes as much sense as the spam they send.
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My sentiments exactly.

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Intimate neglect?

Click to enbiggen.

Eeeeeww...

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Greg is pissed off.

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Life instructions

Good advice.
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Keg parties

Probably because you are a show-off Geoff.
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Silence is a virtual.

I sort of get what they were trying to say, but I do like that silence is a virtual. A virtual what?
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A troll skeleton dressed like a hobo.

You forgot the part about the troll.
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Didn't you hear me the first time?

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And entertainment is the most important thing.

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Prove it.

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Dump the vomit here.

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Completed to-do list.

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If anyone can fix the economy it's Magyver.

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My sort of building.

Can we add some extensions too? Maybe a conservatory? A basketball stadium?
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Praise the Load

Someone should use this as a name for a porn movie.
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Wrong Iron Man

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Racist Camera

The interesting this with this camera is that it is a product made in Asia, so why is it not recognising an Asian person with a smiling face? Also a lot people, of every race, squint their eyes when they are smiling, so maybe this feature is a bit ridiculous full stop.
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