Saturday, November 29, 2008

Don't forget!

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I just love the first line "A clean AssHole means so much!"

Bend over and be prepared.....


Unrequited lust

I bet you say that to all the girls.....


Seriously WTF

I just don't get it. At all.
The girl on the left is really getting into it.
This totally falls into the "Fuck, some people are weird" category.

Yep, pretty much.


What can I say?


Mr Burns-apillar

Make sure you do it carefully

Blockbuster Hybrids

For the rest make clicky here.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

He finally did it...

Via Email.

Points of View

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Pillow fights


Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

What? Isn't wearing inflatable shorts a good weight loss plan? I don't see the problem myself. And they clearly worked well, which is why they are so popular now.....

Do it yourself you lazy bear.


Presidential Deals


Carefully Stairs

The Day Rain Road is Slippery.





30 harsh things to say to a naked man

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.

3. Why don’t we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It’s okay, we’ll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.

11. (Giggling and pointing)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won’t take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the early bird.


I'm so easily amused.