Saturday, July 24, 2010

Thou hast goof'd

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Plants rape me

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Unlikely human achievements

The Doghouse Diaries

The whale says no

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The Darth INvader

Star Whores!
Feel the force!!
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Tongue Texting

You would get a very strong tongue....
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It's so artistic

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I back traced it

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In your dreams.

I saw Inception last night.  I loved it.  It broke my brain. 
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Funny Translator

Funny Translator allows you to translate a sentence in up to 56 languages and back to English again.

Sober in A Nightclub - 10 translations later I had: Measure Nightclub.
Sober in A Nightclub - 20 translations later I had: Proposed Nightclub.
Sober in A Nightclub - 30 translations later I had: The club offers.
Sober in A Nightclub - 40 translations later I had: The club is.
Sober in A Nightclub - 56 translations later I had: Club.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 10 translations later I had: Very fast-paced life. If you look, you can not miss.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 20 translations later I had: Very busy lives. If you are looking for, you can not ignore.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 30 translations later I had: Please give your life. You can find it, please ignore.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 40 translations later I had: With their lives. Can not be ignored, can be found.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you might miss it - 56 translations later I had: In their life. Carter will not forget.


It's a like an Engrish machine.

Thanks Andrew S.

Friday, July 23, 2010

This job would be great....

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Patrick is very wise

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That face

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When you poop in your dreams....

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Makes perfect sense.

Look out shark, there is a cycling santa behind you.
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A hug from me to you


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Roses are red....

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It's not a laughing matter.

I love this show.
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Now back to your god, now back to me.


Click to embiggen.
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A win for Judge Revel

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Advice on growing beards

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Little girls versus Big girls

I do both actually.  My friend, Miss Tina, says I have a "high level of expressed emotion"!!  You know when I am happy, you now when I'm sad, and when I am angry you will think I'm sad, because I cry then too. 
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CSI Gallifrey

Dear Hollywood, PLEASE, please make this show.  Please.  With Mr Tennant and a significant amount of Torchwood crossovers featuring a perpetually partially naked Captain Jack Harkness.  Surely that is not too much to ask.
ROFLRazzi

People that would fuck anyone....

I learnt this lesson the hard way.
Stuff No One Told Me

Send me a pic?

Awesome
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Stop it Gerald.

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Mind blown

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Monday, July 19, 2010

This is why....

I am actually the reason I can't have nice things - my most recent effort was falling over and giving myself a black eye but I have also tripped over a pregnant poodle and sprained my wrist and most notably fallen while moving a double bed and been trapped underneath it (only for ten minutes or so).  Yes, I am a doofus.
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For suicidal princesses

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Pickolas Cage

Sadly, my brain being what it is, went one step further and pictured this as a dildo.
Eeew.
I hate my brain sometimes.
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An awesome business

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It's ready

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Kylie and the happy bear

Failblog

Harden Up

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Motherfuckin' Popsicles

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Mister Friendly Cat

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Mmmmm.... Man Dressing


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