Run. Don't turn back, just run.

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Hoff-tastic

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Japan

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Missing Imaginary Friend

I think I've seen this guy.
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Is it always illegal?

I'm still trying to work out why he wants to kill her precisely. She bought him a postage meter? She had the first go on the new toy? She's wearing a hideous dress? Red hair?
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Uncle Ernesto strikes again

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I agree. I think.

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Pillows

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Laughing baby hedgehog

I wonder what makes a hedgehog laugh? So damn cute.
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Oops!

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Ninja Star Magnets

I want some!

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Stubborn door

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No bathing in Blancmange? I'm taking my business elsewhere good sir.

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Start Cola Earlier

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"How soon is too soon? Not soon enough." "So do yourself a favour. Do your child a favour. Start them on a strict regime of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness."
The Soda Pop Board of America? Bless.
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Sometimes you are just incompatible....

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Another dream to you

I am full of yearnings and dreams. Nice day!
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Toadsworth lied.

Click to enbiggen.

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Damn Takeela

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Kim Jong Il

It is bad that I find this really funny?
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I can relate to this.....

My DS should take careful note of this picture.
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What is Christianity?

Q: What is christianity?

A: It is the belief that a two-
thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if
you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that
you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force
from your soul that is present
in humanity because a rib-woman
was convinced by a talking snake
to eat an apple off a magical
tree in a wonderland.

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Electric Rubber Ducky

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"Please make sure you have made the right decision". Nice.
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bathtime so much zpppt......
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I know many, many people who think this.....

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(Thanks Lia!)

Interesting Class

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I like Penacoradas...

And getting caught in the lain.
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Nice one

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Emo Emu

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At least pretend to be enjoying yourselves!!!

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You're just jealous

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Nun Bowling

My mother has two fears - nuns and guinea pigs. If the ball in this game resembles a guinea pig, I have found my next Mothers Day gift. (Love you mum).
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Semen Cook Book

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"Semen is inexpensive to reproduce". Bless.
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How uplifting.

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Woman's brain

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Classy

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Any chair may fell

Who break, who pay.
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Follow your heart

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It's all fun and games....

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Just what do you intend to do?!?!?

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So this was built to commemorate what?!?!?

Diving fish-head man? Giant rescue fish? The purity of the love that only a man and a fish can share?
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Vibra-Finger

Of course you would only use it on your gums.
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Flashing in Public

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? Block Pregnancy Test

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What sort of CD?

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Interesting Fingernails....

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New oven.

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I wonder what they do for training?

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Good advice

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Just soak your paws for ten minutes in Palmolive....

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