Tim Minchin Rocks!

And the host of the show is Paul McDermott - one of my Gods.
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Game on!

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WAY Crazier.

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Firebox?

Could be interesting if the fire is in the same room as the signal box.
I wonder if a firebox is like a firecrotch?
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It tastes like....

A mental image I didn't need.
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That's what she said

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That is dedication

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Free sex became dog

I would like to see the sign underneath a bit closer too.
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Logic: It's not that hard.

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Sleep: Making things look innocent

Works for animals and children.
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Snipers

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My diaper is the colour pink.

"By the way, these are not pants, they are diapers."
Bless.
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Moving Tips

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Mr Sock has been a naughty boy.....

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Creepy much?!?!?!

The same picture could be used for so many books: Complete idiots guide to pedophilia; The day my innocence died; Piano for Pedophiles. You get the idea.
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Atheists

Stumbled.

The good news and the bad news

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Encouragement is so important.

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Old people are useless.

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I haz an idea!

I love the dumbass look on his face.
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Take Note:

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Dinosaur Excuses

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It's more likely than you think.....

"Warning: Amount of sand varies per vagina".
Bless.
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The wisdom of Hunter S.

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Trees talk too!

I really don't know where to start.... I don't know who is scarier - Geraldine or Ricky.
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Dead Body Freezer Box

For rent? How often has it been used?!?!?!
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Don't trust Travolta and Cruise....

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Totally Fabulous

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Our Saviour....

Stumbled.

No Drowning

If you drown, you will be prosecuted.
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Go ahead.

Daylight savings ends here tonight. If any of my clocks look like this, they can stay on Daylight Savings time.
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Che? Que?

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Fruity Flasher

I love the expressions on their faces.
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Stumbling

And more addictive too.
Stumbled.

Four muscles is a much better choice

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Foil SUV

Makes foil hats look SO 1987.
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Pleasing the butterfly that leave your body

Thanking!
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May contain traces of beard

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It burns....

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How can you?

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Who cares?

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Lego fun snacks....

Tee hee.
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The effect has been positive overall.

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Can you pick the gender?

Because I can't.
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Naughty Granny

My Granny would have done that too.
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Black fungus with rape

Food?!?!? That's meant to be food?!?!?!
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Good question.

The same colour a Smurf turns.
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It's settled then...

Via email.
(Thanks Dani).