Everyone calm down

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No noodles

Wow, they really take their "no noodles" policy seriously.
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Tourettes Jesus

I know it's fake, but I lol'd.
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You know me....

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There is nothing gay about wrestling....

Nothing at all.
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Trust the Doctor

I *heart* David Tennant.
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True Love

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Think less...

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Sesame Street has changed....

Rape? Why, in my sick twisted mind, did I imagine Bert raping Ernie?
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Bitter? Me?

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Lego Star Wars Trilogy

Very, very cool.
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Emo Alpaca

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Can't trust her

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Motivation

Click to embiggen.

Very cool. I should laminate this and put it on my wall.
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Toilet Chair

But why?!?! Does someone need a toilet coach? Feel the need for an audience?
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Respect

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Hey Jude.....

Are you happy to see me? Maybe he just has a banana in his pocket.
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New Black Box

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Practical Joke

If only.
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General Anatomy of a Cat

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Facebook 1901

Really? My interests include Rickets too!
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Then versus now

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The ultimate chick flick

Wow. I never thought of it like that.
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Death by Kingfisher

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Bleeds

Yuck. I'm not especially afraid of spiders, but I have my limits.
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Airline slogan fail

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Rude things

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Middle Fingers

Especially in traffic.
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I love pillows

Yep, I am totally a pillow hugger. My friend is having a linen party in a couple of weeks. So far I have picked out some lovely foam core pillows and a "body" pillow. Last time I bought so many pillows (for me and others) I could barely fit them in my car :)
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Perspective Measuring Jug

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LOL Limewire

Do it, it's very cute.
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She may look a little sad....

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OK, Big Boy

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The truth behind whipped cream

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Elevator Instructions

Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour....

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Conan is so wise.

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Geek Dice

Love it.

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Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?!

lol.

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Careful what you wish for.

Tee hee.

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The Motherfucking Moonwalk

Brilliant.

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Super Combo Dog

Marvelous!

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Putin on the Ritz

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The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex.

11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

10. "Feel the force!"

9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass."

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

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