Kid Safety Fail

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Bewst answer versus worst answer

SMBC

If you can clear a bus....

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The life of a policeman

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Goldfinger is back

The eyes!!  Stop looking at me!!
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Just what are you trying to say?

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The gift of Awareness

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Well that explains a lot....

That rabbit in the middle is giving me the evil eye.  Creepy little bastard.
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Security Notice

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Formal Dick

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Kill it Ron!

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Something Strange, In Your Beverage

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And you thought you were having a bad day.....

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Triad of awesomeness

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Praise Cheesus

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But, I love you Bubble Monkey

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Make like a tree

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Got ya!

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Disturbing

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How to freak out the boogeyman

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Goldfish burial

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Losing our edge

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The Pope and the Racoon

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Barbie Orgy

I used to collect Barbies, and I have some photos like this as well.  Barbie is a dirty, dirty ho.
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Just when life couldn't get any worse...

Shoeboxblog.com

Sirence is Golden

Engrish.com

Zombie Homer Tattoo

If I ever decided to get a tattoo, this would be top of the list.
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Tastebud Map

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Patriot Cat

ICHC

Happy Fourth of July!

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Wile E. Coyote, Genius.

I am reading it in his voice as well.
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With friends like these....

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It could happen to you...

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Safe Word

ROFL Razzi

Potatoes

I choose to believe that this actually makes sense.
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Expensive Birth Control

Actually the monobrow is probably enough on its own.
(And the person who made this can't spell "expensive")
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How insulting....

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Everyone has dreams...

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He seems to like Cocaine

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Bitch, please.

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Pac Cemetary

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Oh Please....

He doesn't need subtitles to sound like a pervert.
Very Demotivational

Life's like a dick

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Chandler finally snapped

Awesome.
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The real reason they choose cows....

Comic Blasphemy

It's settled

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Lady Punchers have feelings too

If they were real tears, I'm the reincarnation of Michael Jackson.
Five Words or Less

BP is sorry...

Comixed

iHand

Click to embiggen.

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I'm shocked.

You Were a Geek

You didn't exactly relish your time on the playground - you would have rather been reading. You probably avoided any kind of physical activity and preferred friends that did the same. And while you may have been a bit awkward as a kid, you rule the world now - as all geeks do. You've got the smarts and skills to compete in this modern world. Thank goodness you didn't waste your time playing sports!

What's Your Playground Personality?

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