Fireman Hooker

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I want a fireman hooker. 
Cyanide and Happiness

Awesome pencil sharpener

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We can lick anything!

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Comparison Ford

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In case you hadn't noticed.

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Ask your doctor

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Don't mess with Bea

ROFL Razzi

Happens all the time.

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Today has left me feeling.....

Australia has finally got a government again, two and a half weeks after the election.

The three independents announced their decision today, with two out of three choosing to support the incumbent Labor government.  A colleague and I were just commenting - in many other countries there would be riots and looting simply due to the chaos of not having a formal government for 17 days.

None of that in Australia, because we just don't give a shit.

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Reservoir Trek

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The dog your dog could be.

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Don't confuse T and G

Lamebook

Meme-arama

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Religious Oops...

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Star Fiction

Or Pulp Trek?
Spock/Samuel L Jackson alone is an awesome mashup.
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Free chicken strips

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Peter Griffin as Han Solo

He is such a charmer.
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The Italic Tower of Pisa

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Donuts are irresistible.

Natalie Dee

I was a good girl....

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Just so you know.

Slowly and painfully.  Although, having said that, I am actually of the mindset currently that sometimes, in certain areas, ignorance is bliss.
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Here's a tip

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Sarcasm is much more important anyway.

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Anyone have a used futon for sale?

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Science Class Awards

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Fake Science

DIY Parking Ticket.

This has inspired me to make my own I think.
I get so angry at stupid people, especially stupid people in cars.
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I'm with Leo

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Can we fix it?

Much more realistic.
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A frequent problem.

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I never know what to say....

Hmmm....  Maybe don't say that.

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Any minute now.

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I don't give a cops.

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No spooning the bacon

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Not one.

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I will build him.

It must be made so.

Rock Paper Cynic

GTA: Emily Dickinson Edition

XKCD

The real reason Paris has little dogs

ROFL Razzi

I can't control it.

I know someone like that.

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Never shave your unicorn.

It's never worth it.
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Coolest dog ever.

Can jump a hurdle with a wink and a wave...
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17 M Turkey, u?

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Monkey Prostitutes

Very Demotivational

Out of my way.

Bluntcard

I am a nerdasaurus

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Touch Screen Haters Club

Agent-X

They'll make a calendar of anything.....

Although I'm not complaining.
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We see what you did there.

And we are not impressed.
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How moustaches grow

Fake Science

Nose the classics

Classy.
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In a world of pure imagination...

Pedophiles make a chocolate river and wear purple velvet.

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