They all care.

And they are stabbing you in their imagination while you stand there wasting their time.
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Camping supplies

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Day in the life of PETA person

After watching the episode of "Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t" that looks at PETA I have not been a fan. I thoroughly recommend this show - I love it when magicians educate me.
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Someone really likes Ice Cream

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Time machines battle.

I would pick the Tardis any day - much more roomy.
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Talk about anything.

Really? Anything you say? The surrealism of the underlying metaphor? The wisdom of the Simpsons as it affects our day to day lives? Colours of dog faeces, and the rate at which sunlight affects each colour? The pain in my thigh muscle and whether it is thigh cancer? Good for you.
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Amen Sister

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Very wise.

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Hard working wife.

Classy.
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Happy Roderick

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Original caption.

Emergencies only.

What if the whale is on fire? Or has a flat fin?
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Thanks Sascha.

So wrong... And yet....

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Jesus you're such a show off.

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Sperman

OK, so it is Superman without the U, or is it a whole new superhero who uses Sperm to fight crime? There are so many wrong places I could go with this. For example - does the sperm help him climb walls like Spiderman? And if so, does he flick his wrist to get it to stick to the wall? Likewise, does he tie the bad guys up with great big globs of.... Yeah OK, I'll stop now.
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Isn't Google fantastic....

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Evolution

Tee hee.
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Evidence is something that gets you in trouble.

Good job Jim.
And for some reason I think of Tattoo Jim when I write that....
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It's all in the perspective.

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Morpheus is a scary man.

Yes, yes he is.
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Givez it back!!

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