If only.

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A cake? For me?

Oh.
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I really wish I could do that

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Futility

Hahahahahaha.
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Much scarier than any dog.

Actually his fan club are the scary ones.
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Why does it always feel like this?

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New Age PI

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How did you know what I was thinking?

What a clever ape.
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Queen of the Universe

And what charming paneling it is.
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Post Whore

I would so do this if I could.
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Seems fair enough to me

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Rachel is very flexible.

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Fish pleasure.

I wonder how exactly he intends to do that.
On the other hand, I'd probably rather not know.
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Make sure you make the pew pew sounds

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Stupid Kids Crossing

So does that mean speed up?
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Bible warning label

Clever.
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Lesser of two weevils.

Tee hee.
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My roommate Stu

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I always think of your thing.

So romantic.
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New form of public phone

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