Which planet should I rule?

You Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.

What Planet Should You Rule?

Fun microwave games

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Insomnia

I think a lot of people (and maybe chickens) do this.

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Circular logic

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Honest Road Sign

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Amphibious Attack Tigers

Stumbled.

Idiot Valve

I wish I had the power to close people's idiot valves.

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Dracula is very cunning

Very cute!

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Casserole side effects

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When you see it...

This sort of thing always makes me wonder if the person designing the area code system knew this would happen and had a little giggle to themselves.

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Battle of the smoking crustaceans

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Excessive Porn Error

"You also might want to wash your keyboard".
Bless.

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A Hallmark moment

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Hung like Einstein

Damn.

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Politics left you bitter?

That's just mean. Seriously. Don't go to that website. You have been warned.

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Sick people

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Strawberry Nipples

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Google can help with anything.

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Bless you

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Great Tweets of Science

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Grrrr.....

My internet connection has been playing up, so there won't be as many posts as usual until I get it sorted. Damn thing.