Skinny girls are for wimps.

Hell yeah.
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100% Nutrition

Ummmm.... What?!?!?!
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Too late to help now

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True Love

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Daddy's in the shower

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Manly essence

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Gentlemanly Shark

He actually reminds me of the Penguin from the old Batman TV show.
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How many baboons could you take in a fight

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Mentally unbalanced washing machine

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Bug Porn

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Religion

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Sacrifice

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Today's word: Pretty

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Gullibility

Click to enbiggen.

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NunChucks

I want some.
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How to excite a man

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Law and Order: Eyebrow Unit

At what point did she think that was a good idea? Or maybe she forgot to connect the dots.
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Stealth Kitteh

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Nut Buster Spray

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Whitey is in trouble.

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