Oh no, thak you.

I hope no one paid actual money for this cake.
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Making history

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Clever lady

Doesn't even know her own son.
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Those bears are evil

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Damn recession

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In bed with a bug

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Wow, who would have guessed.

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I'll be right, thanks anyway.

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Baby clothes

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He just can't help himself

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Necessity is the mother of invention

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Symptoms of Nymphomania

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Kanye West is an asshole.

Actually that is being cruel to assholes. Kanye is just a piece of shit.
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Caffeine not enough?

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Toyota thought of everything

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Love it.

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How do I get rid of my crabs?

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That's brilliant.
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Magyver does it again

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Death by ballet

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You know you have a problem....

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Mr Snakey

Ouch!
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