Thanks for the advice Heath.

One of my favourite movies. Yes yes, I know it is a romance, but it's based on Shakespeare, so that makes it alright. Really.
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I see dead people

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Love it!
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Thank you for calling

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Heartless bastard

Geez, Mark. Way to be a total asshole.
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Soon to be dead

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I resemble that comment.

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The only thing worse...

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Where the foam comes from

Ewww.
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Extra peppers

The person asked for Pepperoni with extra peppers. I think the pizza shop misunderstood.
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When life gives you crap....

Then feed it to the person who made your life crap in the first place.
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A morning of awkwardness....

I'm not sure I entirely agree.

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A vital phrase to learn...

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Discount abortion clinic

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I started to conquer...

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It's like aromatherapy....

Love it!!

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Those with a sexual addiction

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Full disclosure

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Awesome Ebay Feedback

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I have an urge to buy stuff on ebay now just so I can give feedback like this.

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Sex on fire

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PedoPope

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