A Few Goodmen

Love it!!  I always wanted to grow up and marry Dan from Roseanne.
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I'm with you, Otter

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Intentionally this time

Five words or less

There's a shadow hanging over me.....

Very Demotivational

Say no to imaginary friends

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Pretty in Pink

One of my favourite movie lines ever.  I have even managed to use it in real life a few times.
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Blood spill cushion

I want one!!
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People not genitals

Very true.  The problem with my brain though is that now I am imagining the wedding ceremony at the genital wedding.  Can a vagina wear a tuxedo?
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Best Father's day gift ever

This is why punctuation is important!
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Halt!

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Make Up Sex

I would have thought a makeup compact would provide more of an issue than the mascara.
Murray The Nut

WTF Cuddles

I love the look on the dog's face in the last frame - something along the lines of "where the fuck did you come from?"
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(Thanks mum!).

Porn and Disney = Frustration

OMG!!  It's true!
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A moped to Uranus

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Only imflowing

Engrish.com

Charlie Sheen strikes a deal

Five words or less

Bloggy Dwarf

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The perfect day

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I'm with Keanu

And the meme is up and running.
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No Bills

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