Overslept

Me too.  A cuddly, half asleep ninja.
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Have you ever had one of those days....

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Squid Twister

"Put your third tentacle on blue"
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SJP is just scary

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Profanity is awesome

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Balloon Animals!

Chalkboard Manifesto

Moo Rawr

Fuck Yeah Albuquerque

Spiderman in real life

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Toast toast toast

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Get the net!

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Inspirational

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Thanks guys

I feel so warm and fuzzy.
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Warning

But that's what makes me so lovable :-)
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Bunny Venom

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Too much pressure?

Bizzaro

OJ Simpson Endorses Rollerskates

Dear OJ, maybe if you had worn skates when you killed your ex-wife you would have gotten away with it... Oh wait, that's right...
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Little Nazi Bastards

Afternoon Snooze Button

Toilet seat with a message....

You could put out a whole range - "Wrong way go back"; "Caution: Toxic Waste"; "Management reserves the right to refuse entry"; "Must be this high to ride this ride".
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Beware of chance aquaintances

Bits of Wisdom

Brand awareness

Five words or less