This is why....

I am actually the reason I can't have nice things - my most recent effort was falling over and giving myself a black eye but I have also tripped over a pregnant poodle and sprained my wrist and most notably fallen while moving a double bed and been trapped underneath it (only for ten minutes or so).  Yes, I am a doofus.
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For suicidal princesses

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Pickolas Cage

Sadly, my brain being what it is, went one step further and pictured this as a dildo.
Eeew.
I hate my brain sometimes.
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An awesome business

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It's ready

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Kylie and the happy bear

Failblog

Harden Up

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Motherfuckin' Popsicles

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Mister Friendly Cat

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Mmmmm.... Man Dressing

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Womanly ways

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Once it has been seen

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Sheep Bomb!

Love it.
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WTF Poodle Lady

If I ever become this woman, you have my written permission to euthanise me.
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I see what you did there...

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Man's best friend

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The dogs are following me...

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Cyanide and Happiness

You know man?

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Fuck you. I would if I could.

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Herp Derp Vampires Herp Derp

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