I will build him.

It must be made so.

Rock Paper Cynic

GTA: Emily Dickinson Edition

XKCD

The real reason Paris has little dogs

ROFL Razzi

I can't control it.

I know someone like that.

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Never shave your unicorn.

It's never worth it.
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Coolest dog ever.

Can jump a hurdle with a wink and a wave...
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17 M Turkey, u?

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Monkey Prostitutes

Very Demotivational

Out of my way.

Bluntcard

I am a nerdasaurus

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Touch Screen Haters Club

Agent-X

They'll make a calendar of anything.....

Although I'm not complaining.
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We see what you did there.

And we are not impressed.
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How moustaches grow

Fake Science

Nose the classics

Classy.
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In a world of pure imagination...

Pedophiles make a chocolate river and wear purple velvet.

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Don't make me cry again.

Stupidly excellent movie.  Stupid tears.
I saw Shutter Island about two weeks before I saw Inception, so I am currently a bit of an unintentional Leo fan.
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Oh the Hugh Manatee!

Awesome.
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The internet

Historic LOLs

Library Ninjas

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