Way too sexy

Stay right where you are.
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Do bears shit in the snow?

Why yes, they do.
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Well, if you insist..

Although I must admit I was planning to anyway.
Vimrod

Never scare a magician.

ChannelATE

Most common verb.

Hmmm....  Well I'm stumped. 
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I'd like to help....

I totally agree Red.
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A gift? For me?

Very cute.
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Parties are a fun time....

This reminds me of the chorus from my favourtie song - The song is You Sound Like Louis Burdett by The Whitlams and the chorus opens with "All my friends are fuck-ups, but they're fun to have around".
(As a side note this blog is named after a stanza in that song:
"I'm stoned in a bookshop, sober in a nightclub.
Sex is everywhere, but nowhere around me.")
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Budget Vasectomy

I wonder if you pay it off in installments, do they cut it in installments too?
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Meth faces

Comixed

Scary Halloween Costumes for dogs

The Dog Groomer could also be added.
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Sober Facelift

I decided to give the site a well overdue facelift today.  What do you think?

Tron Dog!

Very cute.
I'm really looking forward to Tron Legacy.
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The Dark Crystal is different to how I remember....

Wow.  I wonder if I imagined the whole "Smells like Gelfling..." scene.  And Fizzgig (I love Fizzgig).  Maybe I had smoked too much meth that day.
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Definition of Internet Trolling

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

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I'm a proud Witch.

Happy Halloween!
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Once it has been seen....

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A hostage situation?

I have obviously worked in mental health too long, because rather than laugh I thought to myself "Well, firstly there is no sych thing as multiple personalities, other than in Hollywood, and secondly don't threaten suicide, just fucking do it".
I'm so cynical.
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A fine effort

Very Demotivational