Selfish bastards

The Oatmeal

Did I save that?

These sort of pics account for 90% of my hard drive.....
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Belly Rub?

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DIY Sex Change Kit

No surgical skills necessary!
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So what am I so afraid of?

Oh yeah, that'll be it.
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Could I get a discount?

SMBC

It's the windmills, I tells ya...

Failblog
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I hate that....

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President of the Anti-Flirt club

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Free to a good home

I used to want a monkey.  Not so much now.
Criggo

Earthquake!

Excellent parenting.  To all the parents who have been charged with neglect and worse due to Farmville, please take note:  this man made the right decision.
Failbook

Alabama Possum

Oooh sun-dried as well.  I wonder whose job it is to scrape the road kill into the cans?
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That explains so many things

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Ways to fuck with people #5210

Cyanide and Happiness

Nobody fuck with Beaker

Seriously.
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Welcome to the internet.

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Omnipotence fattiness whipping apparatus

Most excellent.  I wonder what it actually does.
Engrish.com

Free gifts for bloggers

I want a stealth fighter...
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(Thanks Sascha!)

Duck face makes you look so sexy....

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Toilet for big people

Click to embiggen.

Wow, a toilet just for me!
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