Perks of the job

Wow, the best I usually get is a stolen pen or 12.
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Family

His parents are deeeaaaadddddd......
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Beware the Raptor

Way scarier than the rapture.
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It's really easy

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Similar but different.

The main difference is that I don't want to stab the Gunea Pig repeatedly.
Oh and the Guinea Pig is very cute, unlike Mr. Kroeger.
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Don't ask me....

My most frequently re-quoted Simpsons line, usually with the vapid giggle as well.
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Manatee Anatomy

Pleated Jeans

Stain remover

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Please come in

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OK, I'll try not to

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Fire Truck Game

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Excuse me....

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What a good sport.

Still think he is a tool though.
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Yet another Mum text fail.

Warm poo cheese

Oooh sounds yummy.  :|
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Murrrr

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Talk to your kids

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Operation UFO

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Wormwood Scrubs Prison Review

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Very clever.  What?!?!  No minibar?!?!
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Excuse me ma'am....

But your bubble bath seems to have a face.
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