Feather duster thief.

I love it.
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I can't get out of bed.

Makes perfect sense to me.
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Hide and seek.

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Vibra-Finger.

Funny, but I suspect it has other uses, rather than just a gum massager.
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How to wake up a cat.

Love it.
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This is a job for...

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Faster human, faster.

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Beware of cat.

Good advice.
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That's one smart kid.

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Stop telling our secrets!!

And really, we have enough idiots of our own.
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Even grumpy cats need their beauty sleep.

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What kind of bistro is this?

Married to the Sea

Boom-chicka-wow-wow.

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What is your dirty Hobbit name?

Mine is Dweebo Analbead.
Excellent.
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The only appropriate response to Donald Trump.

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Police spoil all the fun.

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Crazy eyes.

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Fire exit.

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I finally made a sex tape.

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Damn rug cheat.

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